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Most of the big shore places were closed now and therewere hardly any lights except the shadowy, moving glow of a ferryboat across the Sound. And as the moon rose

Not The Deep dueting with his gills... #TheBoys Stormfront is annoying, she’s probably evil (Don’t y’all be spoiling me...) I do not like Billy Joel this much but can

Every single white person in the #BB22 house is talking about who they need out next week or before jury and SHOCKER all of those people are black or brown.

I can't see a Sondheim song title and not think of the corresponding Desperate Housewives episode "There Won't Be Trumpets": Bree and Rex send Andrew to conversion therapy camp "What

Ummmmmmmmm..... Jeff Goldblum wyd A lot of “he’s not wrong tho” from people who have Jesus in their bio lol ask the Pope about faggots sometime

Fave Challenge contestants ever — Miz, Coral, CT, Wes, Sarah, Cara Maria, Kam. Ones I hate — SHANE, Camilla, Jordan, Nany.https://twitter.com/regardingalex/status/1253039044658728960 Johnny Bananas you can neither love nor hate he’s

“This is so accurate!!!” - White gay menhttps://twitter.com/lukegregs/status/1252302342973804545 Can someone cast him in a three episode arc in a CBS sitcom and put us out of our misery already

Avril's second album, Under My Skin. I think we should have that conversation. Ahhhh... that’s history.