#Twitter

Shay Spence

chezspence

having read thousands of recipes this NEVER occurred to me but I’ve heard this complaint soooo many times now. should recipes restate the ingredient amount in the instructions??? I need

Philippe Lemoine

phl43

He truly is a god among trolls. No one even comes close.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254479607627231232 I can't stop thinking about this thread, it's just perfect, nobody will ever top that. I'm pretty sure

Kylian

prime_jordan1

Neville Knows ball. His reasoning is slightly miscommunicated tho I thinkhttps://twitter.com/ultra_suristic/status/1253996818976985089 I think he means more like Varane has been performing consistently in these comps for so many years it’s

DEAR MY FRIEND FT. NELL

kookjn

unfortunately, i will be out of office for the next 10-15 business days. feel free to leave your name, number, and a short message, and i will get back to

Suavemente

EasyStreetKeys

If the United States made you its mascot you’d be mad as hell toohttps://twitter.com/NaturelsLit/status/1252941099821236224 To the people taking this literally as if an eagle can decide its demeanor based on

✋🥚-chan

SakakiIsCute

Woah, incredible work uncovering this. How long did it take to find this evidence?https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1253123339364655104 You have brain worms if you think online fasicsts start by watching Chapo Traphouse, you have

Ira Madison III

ira

Fave Challenge contestants ever — Miz, Coral, CT, Wes, Sarah, Cara Maria, Kam. Ones I hate — SHANE, Camilla, Jordan, Nany.https://twitter.com/regardingalex/status/1253039044658728960 Johnny Bananas you can neither love nor hate he’s

Andrew Stafford

staffo_sez

I don't care what your opinion is of Malcolm Turnbull the politician. As a human being - and as a former PM - his words will resonate with many, and

Kenneth Efenovwe

Hard_Knockks

You have a Northern Nigeria is the poorest region in the country. You are more concerned about southern Nigeria telling you northerners to fix up. Receive sense.https://twitter.com/Waspapping_/status/1250738669327130625 If you are

Aaron Rupar

atrupar

Exhibit A of Trump fans' "lock her up" chants being rooted in misogyny, not concerns about email securityhttps://twitter.com/PolarBarrett/status/1250460014348828672 these people have no problem with you dying as long as they

Adam Rogers

jetjocko

This is the shape of an epic, tragic, avoidable failure. They went horizontal and the US went ballistic.https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1249344477547753473 All my “but per capita” experts, welcome to statistics, and also, this

Arielle Ivy 💕🧜‍♀️

Arielle_Ivy

A guy NOT ordering dessert on a date is a red flag for me. Dessert is the most important thing in my life and if you can't agree on that,

jack

jck_hl

you shut your damn mouthhttps://twitter.com/KrisTosAplSauce/status/1249496261767684101 how DARE you compare PACIFIC FUCKING RIM, a movie about my personal fantasies including emotional intimacy and giant industrial weighty robots, to a movie with

Valentina

valentina0nline

This guy's dad was the CEO of Citibankhttps://twitter.com/ziadtheactivist/status/1248801095322939392 The reason Ziad wants Biden so badly is because he's going to entrench himself in the power structure of the Democratic machine.

Spooky Universal Friend

GrumpyTheology

We saved up for years and finally bought tickets to visit friends in Japan this year. Our flight was supposed to leave Friday, March 13.https://twitter.com/mgiant/status/1248698098559242245 I've never been superstitious about

june🌙 unfortunate cabbage man kin

eliteglassesers

Khun never lets anyone finds out...... except Ebisu (yes I'm a slut for their whole bromance shut up)Khun still helping Bam with anything and everything despite it hurting him (emotionally