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Stacy King
stacyking
Guys: you know that dude who said something creepy about women to you once or twice, but seemed fine after that? That dude was testing you. Pushing your boundaries to
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Enterprise Extra
EnterpriseExtra
A story from 1999. I was working for a company that was hosting an event in February. For us, it was a fairly prominent event that involved a few celebrities
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ᶻ³mayaᴴinactive era
zarryskies1
Why I believe it isn’t...; a threadhttps://twitter.com/habitxhallway/status/1300661583476121600 It wasn’t management. It was you guys. Just like Zayn said “they won’t naturally go put their arm around each other because they’re
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Ali Velshi
AliVelshi
1/10Trump, the reality TV president, has a penchant for dramatics & catchy slogans like "You're fired" & "Lock her up." He bestows demeaning nicknames on political rivals & defaults to
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kStorm
kStorm12043362
Alright, so. My turn to make an exposing thread. Some people seeing this will know this person, some won't. His name is Niobium, twitter handle being @NiobiumGaming. I'd like him
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Hiba Bég
HibaBeg
I scored a 49 in my CBSE Board exam in English. When I demanded the answer sheet, it said 50. They don’t even upload marks right. CBSE is a scam.
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HawksCrispyChickenNugget
CrispyHawks
#Dabihawks Where Dabi has dyslexia, pretty bad, but was never diagnosed for it or knew about it. All the time he was screamed at by Enji that he was an
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BeeKrub
MoveOnKub
Another thread ahead! First of all I'd like to respectfully ask anyone who disagrees with this thread to simply unfollow/block me. Please do not try to engage me in conversation
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Huh-Beeb ⛔️
hvbeeeb
“Men are trash”- the gender that ate the apple from the forbidden tree while y'all hea follow me for relatable/funny tweets.(like this for a fb) this was jus a joke
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tony
imaxafterlife
ready to resume being That Guy again (starting election year reread of Infinite Jest) turns out DFW may have been an unbelievably horribly human being, but he did write a
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Shaun
shmaba
As a man who is married to a cosplay girl I can give all you guys some ACTUAL advice on getting a cosplay girlfriend A thread: Don’t. You will become
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LittleMartian__
So I met with a new stan recently who didn't know about Conchobar soConchobar memes: A THREAD LET'S GO!!! Background info: Before F was born, there were rumours circulating about
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tommyluvbot
georgenotfound being a kinniter: an on-going thread seems like someone wants to steal that business bay branding "identity theft is not a joke, jim" "millions of families suffer
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rylie¹ᴰ◟̽◞̽ ²⁸
erodainhabitant
an important thread on how to larry without larrying: first of all: i’m making this thread because i keep seeing posts about “how i would react if larry started talking
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Alex Lieberman
businessbarista
Dogecoin is up 12,025% year-to-date. It's currently the 4th largest cryptocurrency in the world with a $78 billion market cap. But few actually know the backstory on the meme-inspired coin
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kwetiway
What happened between Korean Fans and International Fans, and the reason why Korean Fans are angry towards them.— An Explanation Thread —https://twitter.com/tokkirose/status/1319882515566350336 Disclaimer:I am not Korean, I do not speak
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