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tommyluvbot
a lot of people liked these profile pics so i'm making a tutorial on how to make them yourself so you can make one that'll suit your style! i use
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👈🏻babiest boy🥺
Horizonmew
Basically mewgulf:-never deny when ppl asks them if they are dating/bfs-use the p'nong but also they r"more than p'nong" which mean they r lying- matching clothes - calls eo everyday
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haIfcoId
hey czennie? what’s so funny czennie this quiz would be a funny harmless joke if he wasn’t the only one in it with a scandal like that which was proven
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Asha 🌸
helloyeaji0406
[Thread] I'll translate the comments on CGV Moviestory about #Recalled from movie-goers #SeoYeaji #SeoYeji #KimKangwoo "The story is very very awesome!" "Apart from the controversy of the actress, this is
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💉💉 Dr. Trey is Vaccinated
Comparativist
hearing an expat conversation that makes me want to rip my hair out. So much "this is not how to have a dialogue," and "both sides need to talk." 1/
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Claire
Miandre
People often joke about “chai tea” and “naan bread” being tautological but this isn’t actually how borrowing works. Chai doesn’t mean tea and naan doesn’t mean bread in English. We
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Abhijit Iyer-Mitra
Iyervval
1 A short story “History never repeats itself, it rhymes” Mark TwainThere was once a Prime Minister of a very large country. He would stroll hand in hand with the
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Casey McIntyre
caseyrmcintyre
“I’m an alpha and at the end of the day I get what I want.” Am I watching #LoveIslandUSA or the #RNCConvention2020 ??? I’m watching Love Island and I’m
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pearl ♡ ROCKY OST
vocalistbinhyuk
#ASTRO as your boy best friend - a thread #아스트로 @offclASTRO MJ-calls u at night for a lame joke-laughs weirdly, worst, in ur ears-would sing u a song-suddenly
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waiting for my men
xiusootrash
my favorite person of 2019 (and possibly the new decade) : A Thread the first person to ever call me (drunk) to wish me a happy new year!! tried
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🎃🍂quack🍂🎃
tk_tass
@tuleenalk appreciation thread alright first of all we gon start with ur FACE CZ GOD BLESS DAT BEAUTIFUL FACE MWAH KISS U SIS, like for real mashalla, the amount of
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avril
DnfH8er
Some of Dlsgc’s most iconic Quotesa threadCW FOR PISS POOP FARTS AND SHARTS IG ??? effy being Weird effy being Weird Part 2 FUCKING ASHLEY . Ashley Again . This
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Urmiundone⁷
urmiundone
It is interesting to see how status symbols shift so fast.In Urbanised Middle class and above(predominantly UC though), it is a status symbol for parents to let their DIL work.But
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ghost mom
radtoria
I wish Old Spice catered to women. Tired of smelling like baby powder & gentle breezes. I wanna walk into a room & have everyone look up & be like,
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imjusttooweird
CccLeelayyyyy
I downloaded & reactivate my Twitter JUST FOR THIS. an email thread. My circle of friends knows about my off & on complains with RapidKL due to bad hygiene services
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Rebo Still Loves Kaito
Rebochan
Watching the new Animaniacs reboot. Thoughts so far is that the first cartoon was really slow - got some smiles but about it. Then the Pinky and the Brain short
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