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aintamessageman

@halsey Hi! Not going to joke this time but hope for your help with #Belarusprotests . I love you so much and know you are always ready to talk about

Kilderkin

RileyGryc

Can somebody just, like, run me over with their Hyundai Elantra? For some reason I'm really craving that right now.Elantra owners *ONLY* please DM if interested. Must not be leasing

Bee

barneybo

1/Just to be clear.. no joke/sarcasm involved in this tweet.There seems to be a ‘parent bashing’ trend on twit atm. So to those who seem to think they’re expert child

jaomi ✰🥨 | live tweeting rn abt classes

kurapikanchainz

OKAYY LETS LIVE TWEET TODAYYYmy class is until 11:30 kasjshdha okay nothings happening BAHAHAHA our teachers mic is on mute and im here on anitwt ajssjjjhaj PUTA KAILANGAN KO MAG

Delaney Williams *Nasty woman*

AuthorDelaneyW

I just watched the whole fucking court case against JM today and dear lord does that woman have a case of superiority. She admits that she doesn’t meet the residency

artiF1ed

artiF1ed

Right everyone, I need to alert you to the scam company #DPD. At the beginning of March I sent out a @BTCC brake disc table, it never arrived and neither

steph is seokgyu’s wife (real) ♡

yslshua

yoonbeom soulmates: a thread inspired by thishttps://twitter.com/4kyum_/status/1209984287879127040 also disclaimer this is just a joke i just love my boys a lot & wanted to make this thread okay? okay

TØP Updates

topupdating

Hey, @tylerrjoseph. We just wanted to say a quick few words as you’ve hit a new low we essentially saw coming.You’ve shown to us over the past few years that

NineLivesBlackCat is Karen with a T

TearyneG

Is this a joke?https://twitter.com/badnickname/status/1264946671684812800 Dev has never been free of gender and racial issues, let alone politics. What a blissful existence it must be to have a world where people

🏁Torchy Andretti🏁

torchyworldwide

I go to the theaters a lot and I used to work at the theaters. There’s nothing more annoying that ppl talking during the moviE, or ppl walking in on

undeetale

dee_snuhtz

i know im late but livetweet for ps5 event jk rowling can suck my girl cock to death "we can bring the world to life" *makes everything ultra hyper realistic

sarah*✧･ﾟ

interstlar

WHY IS LOVELY PEACHES PROBLEMATIC: A THREAD!!! so if you don’t know who peaches is, she’s an "influencer", a public figure and she’s mostly known for her memes and her

Sacrilegious Taxidermy

sebklepner

Kasplon: You're really into that romcom trope where a high powered, stressed out city type meets a wholesome country boy and learns to chill the fuck out Stanpat: You're into

Stone Cold Jane Austen

Magzdilla2early

A joke:An 18 year old dude hears a knock at the door. He answers it. There is a snail on the doormat far below him. He picks it up, murmurs

Snickelsox

snickelsox

Fighter: Should we let this evil monster go?Warlock: Doesn’t matter.F: What do you mean?W: Whatever we do won’t have a significant impact on anything in the universe.F: But what about

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femmethug

anyway since im going to be in this car ride for an hour and my body won’t rest i want to talk ab ‘umndeni’ and why it’s important that south