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ᴮᴱ mimi ⁷ ⟭⟬ ⟬⟭ㅣ JIMINTOBER💜
ETERNAL__EGO
if BTS was on After Mom Went To Sleep show; a thread - jihope would be laughing the entire time but we would be laughing too- namjin would be trying
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Vyasa Baby
itsthevyasasaur
In the music video for Nelly/Kelly Rowland's song "Dilemma" (total banger, btw), Rowland famously texts her man on what appears to be Microsoft Excel. This image has since become a
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Elana Miller, MD
ElanaMD
https://www.fastcompany.com/90593114/how-a-surprising-discovery-turned-into-a-promising-new-early-detection-test-for-cancerThere’s a joke among science aficionados that goes like this: “What did Watson and Crick discover? Rosalind Frank
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kisa lovebot 💜💚 30 days
cemntryboys
día de muertos, sugar skulls & cultural appropiation: a thread by a mexican i have this thread explaining día de muertos & the traditions we have surrounding it, you can
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Kingfisher & Wombat
UrsulaV
THIS is why we couldn’t spot a goddamn snow leopard in Tibet. After a week, I was willing to testify that snow leopards were made up by the locals to
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Vulp || Commissions closed
TheVulpineHero1
This will seem like a weird flex, but probably one of the weirdest ways my hobby has affected my life is that I don't really feel comfortable writing about videogames
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Daniel Hill
DCSellsNC
This morning I made a joke that I thought was hilarious. Since then, at the prompting of many well-meaning social media advocates, I chose to take off my twitter-tinted glasses
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guren ichinose’s catgirl
aytolis
A thread about why Burn the Witch by Tite Kubo bad.-TW for antisemetism & Nazi imagery-Feel free to ask questions. I will provide evidence and such upon request, but I
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rainy
egirl_rain
@marshyeet you're really funny and really cool, and even though you joke around a lot you can be very genuine. I really appreciate that. You're also very stupid though
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ari
B1GK4T
Karen was black lingo used for annoying ass white women and now white people took it and are using it for fucking klan members and bitches pulling guns on us
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ElizaBlue ✨✨🇺🇸✨✨
ElizaBl23422138
Am I being bullied by a Hollywood actress, with 400k in followers for making a jeopardy joke? The times we live in! She really doesn’t like this #QAnon stuff!https://twitter.com/pattyarquette/status/1260995371087491073 It
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tell your mother i said youre grounded for 3 weeks
solarsent
carbine: if you ate a hot pepper and breath mints at the same time would the two cancel each other outpar: nope! you'd just have both sensations at the same
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acab|blm|☪️|🏳️🌈|⚧ امنه خان
jaythenerdkid
been thinking a lot tonight about non-muslims - and by this, I mean predominantly white atheists - who are anti-theistic but accept my self-identification as muslim because in their eyes,
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Patrick Claybon
PatrickClaybon
Easy, this one of me being fed up with AJ McCarron that got my wife to slide into my DMs https://twitter.com/chris_grosse/status/1274857600862040065 Okay i’ll put it in a few tweets, imean
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festive sapphic ❄️
clxseted
okay so i have a theory that #WAYO by Bang yedam was actually written about a boy we all know that the mv shows yedam with a girl but
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qalaxy
qqalaxyy
Keeping this my pinned tweet until Sapnap does the shock stream Update: Sapnap has said he may possibly do a facecam for shock stream.. If this is true Sapnap then
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