#Joke

I'm growing to love the front porch, but I don't love watching movies on baby screensSo enjoy with me clips from the (probably) accidental masterpiece of The Wizard of Oz
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Made an improvised pasta Aglia e Olio tonight.The plus side: whole head of garlic sliced and cooked in olive oil is tastyThe downside: Peeling...and peeling...and peeling...and peeling...and peeling...and questioning what
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exposing @//estaanoche (a thread) he pretended to be jonathan galindo(TW//su*c*de//history of jonathan galindo:jonathan galindo is a troll going around twitter and instagram basically bringing back the blue whale challenge. they
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People need to stop googling medications and presenting it to a common http://man.You  are NOT a DR. This is a dangerous cocktai, I will reserve my judgement until I know
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Now, I want a duckhttps://twitter.com/ffs_omg/status/1246867840398917634 I just have to add (this IS Twitter), by “Duck,” I meant “Duck.” There is an autocorrect joke (Dear Apple: never once in my life
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If you're wondering why I wrote my new book, A BETTER MAN: A (MOSTLY SERIOUS) LETTER TO MY SON, this tweet kind of sums it up. I'm often asked my
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I exclusively use the subreddit for my MLP content and news, and their policies are far better about this, so I was largely shielded from this reality. To see just
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Look at the amazing stickers @la_nom got for me!!! immediately stuck them to my ttrpg binder you might spot some other artist things on here.... @ironcladfolly and @SeaChangeBeer and @RadicalButtons
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maybe one day ill hit it yknow?ive been making slow and small progress with my channel for the past few years nowive gotten better surebut still not much bigger than
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If there even was a reasonable explanation as to why @tylerrjoseph wasn’t talking about Black Lives Matter, the issue is that rather than giving any sort of explanation he made
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why do ppl online so desperately want to be parental figures to their friends? ik u want to show ur pals acceptance and support bc they dont experience it from
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wanted to get something out that's been rattling around in my brain for a while: why exactly top/bottom shit becoming such a meme has been so offputting to me and
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Hey team. A very close loved one is being intubated as we speak.My self, my wife, and my children have been exposed as my wife had to drive this person
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@ColleenB123 life sucks sometimes that’s the way it goes (sadly that part sucks too) know how many people love and support you and will be by ur side through thick
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The Discord join/leave call noice triggers my fight or flight response NOISE* I CANT SPELL THIS IS A JOKE
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Millennial? Saving for a house? You might need an inheritance. According to a report published yesterday, millennials are expected to get 16% of their lifetime income from inheritance, compared with
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