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sanpakuhao
thread of questions for non singaporeans do you know what singlish is? how do you pronounce “Hougang” do you think singapore is in china? huh? stupid fuck? I bet you
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hyewonAF
okay i dont want to bring up the drama from yesterday but the fact that i never got a chance to clear up the rumours calling me a gaslighter (?),
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ashley
faeryjens
guys... this is so crazy. people always joke about how phones listen to you, blah blah blah, but literally what just happened to me is the scariest fucking thing ever
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camila 🧚🏼♀️
ecamival
this is for anthony perez so if you’re not anthony perez then keep scrolling. ant, i forgive you for saying that asap rocky, harry styles and maluma with long hair
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scrotum phillips
mustachetoilet
Hmm, I still feel like we're missing an important step Normal shit to recommend to an 11 year old I fucking hate this person This is a fucking joke, right
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Sparrow/Liz (semi-hiatus)
UntoNuggan
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you find yourself frequently doing the casual-lean for support (against a wall, a shopping cart, etc), you are allowed to
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fumi ✿ vote best rina, gina, ej stan✿
smiley_wylie_
rina as “partners in crime” by FINNES lyrics, thread “i said you look pretty, all strung out on coke, you said it’s not funny, but it wasn’t a joke”s2 where
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REESUS PATRIOT™💙
ReesusP
I am going to thread this article by Nate White, a British writer, who describes Trump perfectly from a British perspective. A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks
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okotoksmatt
okotoksmatt
1. I honestly think we need to re-evaluate our current approach to Covid and extreme measures. The large New York data set allows us to study it much better.
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Jaegerist
adam_alkhal
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got
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Alaa al-Ameri
AlaaAmeris
1) What’s the difference btw this statement & declaring “The #GNA & its militia will never surrender!” Anyone who’s followed the #Libyan conflict from its outset (2011) can see this
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👑DSGC™🐟Kitty • BLM🍏
CrazyKittyGamez
THREAD OF @sqmglqm SITUATION!All the raw screenshots I could get, Includes me and other peoples convos on the topic. use this how you wish sorry if I repeat
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Andrew Lind
A_J_Lind
1. As we start to look towards online teaching come September, I’m proposing a new course with a new approach, entitled: ‘The British Civil Wars in Scotland: A Meme Thread’.
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🍑 ofi 🍑 @ GF DAY!!
kandipaws
hey can yall please stop saying byke even as a fucking joke. it LITERALLY contains the word dyke. what is fucking wrong with you i dont give a shit if
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Joe In Memphis
JoeKeene
So, I’m filing an unemployment claim with @Jobs4_TN and I’m making a video recording of it. After I obscure my visible personal information, I’ll be releasing the video.@GovBillLee: This is
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Father John Muskrat
superhanzzzzz
so gross seeing a load of white, privileged rwcmd students jumping at the oppertunity to bitch about a BLM branch asking a violinist to play for free at a vigil
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