#Drunk

Analu hates Mnet ◡̈

alulaMX

Me drunk watching SKZ unlock : GO LIVE IN LIFE I love the concept that they have guns is like my kids are dangerous grrr Chris is so fucking sexy

Prachi🌼

PrachiA10

My interpretation of Fine Line, the song ~ A thread "Put a price on emotionI'm looking for something to buyYou've got my devotionBut man, I can hate you sometimes"This is

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taetaesoro

au where you find out who your soulmate is when you turn twenty, and taehyung and yoongi grew up together and taehyung was SURE yoongi was his soulmate but during

cleverporg

cleverporg

I live in West Campus in #austintexas, where the frat parties NEVER STOP, even since before school started this fall... During this pandemic@UTAustin #COVIDIOTS#COVID__19(1) Friday there was a party at

J.R. Holmsted

JHolmsted

You ready for this? So I had a dream that @Bubola, @FoundersGirl, & I were witnesses in a case against a head guy of a trafficking & drug ring who

Stevie Martin

5tevieM

Hey comedians who pre-emptively tweeted “my eyes were opened by female friends telling me I was wrong”. You, an adult man, needed to be told getting women so drunk they

Prashant Singh

pacificleo

This god damn Two Pizza rule. Let me tell you a story about it. In 2013 I was raising funds for my startup . I meet an associate at top

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indomitablemina

iwaoi poll thread:who always wears his wedding band who forgets to do laundry and spends a whole day in their last clean underwear doing laundry who eats all of the

rhod chang @SHUOYUE1994

quigonejinn

lrt tho if anybody is going to be a beauty blogger coasting on being naturally pretty and skin-blessed, it’s probs NHS, right? MY starts out drugstore, but has early posts

Kyle 🍵

yurisus_

kwon yuri is your girlfriend in the alternate universe: a thread facetime signing up to a cooking class together random dates together sends you gym selfies just because driving

athina // acab

avrantinii

THEORY ON WHY ANAHITA IS THE WAY SHE IS: A THREAD (1/n) i have concluded that anahita must’ve made some kind of deal with a malevolent -albeit useless and inefficient-

Konstantinos Thomaidis

KThomaidis

This triggered memories from my student years in UK HE. Random selection (a thread):•While studying a MA in performance, I was told by a director peer that I shouldn’t stay

Osam-Eu Dazai | Mochi Account: @DecaDazoo

eu_gi_oh

I stole this from @quothmyname I hope you dont mind Anyway, Ill probably be off Twitter all day today so lets see if this gets to 40 likes so future

abolish thee police

callme_madge

I cry at literally everything holy shit Cried at a children’s book by Jamie Lee Curtis about how humans need to love each-other Cried at an ad for hospice care

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screamingcoIor

Outer Banks thread! They really went to the beach to surf during a HURRICANE Hot surfer dudes are STUPID I want a group of hot surfer dude friends. I am

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knowIescarey

beyoncé recording on studio / proving that she doesn't need autotune or any heavy digital voice treatment - a thread.song: already \ album: The Gift song: I care \ album: