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tobikyere
the amount of shit Diane Abbott has gone through in her line of duty honestly makes me tear up every time i think about it. it's not enough to be
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Quarantine Jordan - Vietnamese food stan acct
aspiringthot
The only channel that works on the TV in my quarantine hotel exclusively shows comedic-drama Vietnamese soap operas and badly dubbed K-dramas. English subtitles aren't available so I'm just having
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emma⁹⁺⁹
cultwicexo
⌕ ˒ exo + twice; a thread ‹𝟹 exo reacting to likey @ mmalook at them singing and dancing along, jongin making some moves, and jongdae asking about the
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Leila✍🏽
LeiMwiya
It crossed my mind yesterday that your fave is highkey a sadist when I saw a tweet that said "couldn't God have punched Adam and Eve alone instead of dragging
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sashaᴴ⁹¹
914NNA
possible reasons we haven’t seen louis’ face in like a year, a thread. he shaved his hair off. probably lost a bet or something. he got a forehead tattoo while
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Doncaster Council
MyDoncaster
Have you heard about the time the Hapsburg army got drunk and attacked itself in 1788?Yeah, it wasn’t cool. It’s time for another #coronavirus history lesson from Doncaster Council. Our
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Sheena 🧙♀️🧹🌘⭐️
S_h_e_e_n_a_
This may turn into a bit of a rambling thread.Sometimes, the internet (Twitter) shows the worst of what some men can be. I follow a lot of feminists and they
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Khurram Shah
khurramshah74
The issue of the Promised Messiah (as) speaking about Jesus as a drunk keeps coming up, I am starting this thread so all of my friends on twitter can better
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Jennifer Scheurle
Gaohmee
At my first Gamescom I went to - I was 23 and trying to wear professional clothes and high shoes for business meetings - the men we met with would
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Shó
shokillem
Checklist of female privileges #thread- from an early age, the opposite sex will be instructed not to hit me, but i am given no such instructions. However, if i hit
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bearistotle
gnrosenberg
Recurring pedantic pet-peeve: The Darwin Awards are premised on a foolish misunderstanding of Darwinian theory. Darwin says It doesn't matter if you survive if you don't reproduce *and* it doesn't
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Andy Farke
AndyFarke
Some thoughts regarding the @geosociety decision to cut alcohol from oral/poster presentation sessions (a thread): I'm a beer drinker. I'm a homebrewer. I like...no, love...beer. That said, I'm completely OK
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Genghis Khan
vaqaracu
A weird flex of mine? I can take pictures and videos while driving stick. I’ve bled more than the average female (cuts and bruises every two days) I’ve drank grog
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Shelsea
ohseashell
Watching this just made me want to create a playlist with all these songshttps://twitter.com/TheOXGod/status/1247047324573954049 I said I would and so I did and now I can’t wait to get home
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C.A. Shelton
CA__Shelton
Random, drunk Cowboys-related Tweets forthcoming. Probably until my phone dies. Fuck it. Thread this joint. I have a strange appreciation for the Campo Cowboys. I watch them all the time.
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𝒜𝒩𝒢𝐸𝐿 🕷🥀
_emoslut
One of my edible experiences:So Anyway, I was 17 years old, I was at my granny’s and I got ready to go to one of my friend’s get together sometime
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