#Call

of the trees

OfTheTrees

Tfw you cook dinner using multiple utensils and pans and raw meat but your roommate makes a bigger mess than you by making a peanut butter and jellyWho needs to

Mayor Lori Lightfoot

chicagosmayor

Tonight, a 7-year-old girl in Austin joined a list of teenagers and children whose hopes and dreams were ended by the barrel of a gun. As families gather to commemorate

(((Sarah Lewitinn)))

ultragrrrl

My brother @albertlewitinn and my dad were mentioned on @CNN tonight by @donlemon. As he mentions, my dad’s been in the ICU for 200 days. No LTACs will take him

M•A•J

Ultra_Suristic

It's funny how accurately you can tell how little non-Madrid fans know of Real Madrid games & daily news just by the way they talk about Bale.... zero ground based

Heath Mayo

HeathMayo

—Defeated Soviet communism—Worked with Clinton to pass welfare reform in the 90s—Kept the country safe after 9/11—Protected the unborn—Balanced state budgets—Helped the US become a net energy exporter—Championed entrepreneurs &

wikipedia brown demands #MoreThanDiversity

eveewing

Try cooking something you love! A dish you had at a friend’s house, something from a fave restaurant. A human made that! There are definitely exceptions (hard technique, special equipment)

Mark W. Wilson, MD

markwwilsonmd

It's fun when I send in the monthly name brand Concerta script my pt has taken for years, brand cuz they demand brand, only to find out they changed ins

Jack Saint

lackingsaint

apparently my tweet inspired chris ray gun to make a 15 minute rant video in which he argues the distinction between admitting something was wrong and apologizing, claims I said

Blerd Without Fear!™ Talks About X-Men On Youtube

BlerdMinusFear

Was literally talking about this last night during a stream... You should NOT be inspired by comics characters like Punisher to become a cop so you can "Be just like

OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities

mustyoumustard

You stop at a deserted crossroads in the middle of the night, unsure of where to go. You are a Your fuel gauge is almost empty, your phone is dead

NiNi ²⁰¹³•⁷•² ⟭⟬ ⟬⟭

jitaernalkook

I NEED HELP pls....There’s this acc on ig @/ aliveforjungkook.bts who has posted my work on her acc. Despite telling her not to use it she still refuses to delete

🕸SpookiePie🕸

Spookie_Pie

Getting older in fandom honestly means you realize it’s okay to not think critically about every single thing you like or consume at all times.You’re human and you’re allowed to

Jo Anne Roberts

HelenaofTroy60

@realDonaldTrump will NEVER tell the truth about this. I havent missed ONE day of current events since 2016 presidential campaigning. I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WHISTLE BLOWER, ENTERING SCHIFFS

Suryansh Mishra

Suryans05460804

@narendramodi @PMOIndia Narendra Modi is dealing with an exceptional crisis. No PM has had to face such a situation that has impacted every part of India and every aspect of

SAY ALL THEIR NAMES

d0nnieeeee

awhile ago i retweeted a tweet that said something along the lines of “call he they/she they enby’s they/them bc they never hear it” and i unironically havent stopped thinking

the ozark howler (b-l-m + land-back)

dumpstercryptid

y'all acting like "having native blood" makes you native... listen. i have "native blood." i have no clue what cultures my ancestors were members of, bc the white parts of