Tfw you cook dinner using multiple utensils and pans and raw meat but your roommate makes a bigger mess than you by making a peanut butter and jelly

Who needs to hire a housemaid, I am ur man !

I will clean up after you every single day! I love it! Be as disgusting as you want! No problem to me! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes"> doesn’t matter if you’re almost 30, if u wanna live like a giant toddler I gotchu fam

Freshly cleaned kitchen that smells and looks great???

Fuck it the hell up within 30 minutes!

I’ll just clean it again!

Woops, hey there buddy, looks like you spilled a bunch of shit all over the floor/carpet/counter/whatever...!

Don’t u worry about that - u just look at it and go straight to bed - Tyler has got u covered !

1-800-FUCKTHISSHIT

Call me anytime