#Joke

Simon DeDeo

SimonDeDeo

Can you do cool research at Google Brain? Honest answer: no. You will be on the cutting edge of machine learning, yes—an engineering discipline whose basic goals are set by

imy ✿ 45 dollars for xiao

CATGlRLlSM

there's been so much lesbiphobia today and no one's talking about it. so i will. so. if you don't know, mocking the lesbian masterdoc has become a trend on tiktok.

Amanda Smith

AmandaRTubbs

He’ll issue a statement about how “hatred isn’t in my heart” and it was an attempt at levity gone awry, & Jews will be told we’re being too sensitive, he’s

Touré

Toure

No joke, I met George Clooney once at Rolling Stone. He spoke to a roomful of us at length. I asked him, with all due respect, why would *you* ever

hyperbole

iwangtodie

reasons why you may be a bitch: 1. you don’t tip your server 2. you don’t put your shopping cart away after putting your groceries in your car 3. you

Lil Bit 🌈

LizerReal

oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!! urology appt, so the

🐺☃️ eddie @ the naughty list || ☆ 7 DAYS! ☆ ☃️🐺

milkteapuppyy

Hey so... Wasn't sure about making this callout or not but I'm pretty sure it's necessary.Only one or two people that I know follow this account, and he's still relatively

Ben Newmark

bennewmark

1. Right. Anyone who is a big fan of The Smartest Giant in Town look away. This isn't pretty. I have issues. 2. George has issues with his self image

Anthony Tao

anthonytao

Having been rejected from multiple hotels in the past 10 days (I've been traveling with a friend around NW China on vacation), it seems to me that receptionists and hoteliers

kar𓃰 christmas era

louslighthouse

History lesson on the "I am in fact straight" tweets and why people need to stop using them as proof since people don't seem to understand anything about them: a

ivaamiller

ivaamiller

pt. 1/? for my rant tweet sorryso im kind of annoyed at the protection/fanbase that the lesbian/wlw community has on tiktok. people act like they can do no wrong and

Tom Fitton

TomFitton

BREAKING: Six justices of Supreme Court attack our republican form of government --rewrite federal civil rights law, in exercise of raw judicial power, to change definition of "sex" to "sexual

🌿The Zoo Huntress says ACAB and BLM🌿

thezoohuntress

TRIGGER WARNING: E*ting d*sorders The normalization of EDs, ED twitter and why it’s problematic; a thread. https://twitter.com/strawberry_cals/status/1276486827499716608 •DisclamerI’ll start off by saying I’ve had an ED, it was one

Barbara J. Pym

barbarapym2

Andree Murphy of Relatives for Justice writes a column in the Belfast Telegraph today. We expected to statement from moderate nationalism to balance the column from moderate unionism written by

Virginia Heffernan

page88

During my first years at the NYT, there was Johnny Apple, & slightly later, David Carr. Both said & did wtf they wanted. They were emo & florid & funny

Bo

ca_morningstar

Quick things I want to say before I go because i have no reason to keep my mouth shut now @txmpted2 how does it feel to use someone’s attempted suicide

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