#Uncle

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audrey_macauley

A Thread THIS MESSAGE IS RATED PG-MARRIED!(Singles read at owners risk)Dear married uncle,When was the last time you took your wife's panties off, not in a hurry like you always

Squinter

squinteratn

1/6 We're all familiar with the Carson statue at the top of Gunrunner Avenue (and you're still wondering why loyal Ulster has been a basket case for 100 years, bless).

Nick Huber

sweatystartup

PSA:The Cares Act, passed during COVID, included a token for real estate investors.You can now catch-up passive losses from depreciation on any asset purchased in the last 3 years that

Iris Zhang 😷

RiotNyanbun

In my past life I studied finance and was a business major and it’s hilarious watching you all try to understand how shorts work they’re actually barely comprehensible to me,

Dave Donovan

davrosz

Very sad to hear that Mungo MacCallum has died. An @independentaus contributor for years I've known Mungo since my time as a director of the Republican Movement, a decade and

Patrick Coddou

soundslikecanoe

(1/9) An email I sent to my customers today:Today, I’m celebrating Father’s Day with my two beautiful daughters. And I don't take that lightly.For four long years, Jennifer and I

Michael Harriot

michaelharriot

The blackest thing that ever happened is this Zoom call I’m on with my aunties, uncles and cousins. First of all, everyone is hollering at the tip of their voices

Seth Cotlar

SethCotlar

This is a picture of my grandfather & his brother Judah taken in 1939. Both served in WWII. Judah died in basic training. The year this was taken, 10% of

Nabil Abdulrashid

Nabilu

People need to keep me out of their conversations about things other “Muslim comedians” are saying or making jokes out of. Many of you still have family that wear Taweez

Naima Cochrane

naima

*Takes really deep breath**Sighs*https://twitter.com/itsjustkent/status/1345145959135793161 That's... not why.https://twitter.com/navjosh/status/1344510822995939334 The Black Eyed Peas started as an underground hip hop group with a Blac

Bo ✨☁️ KNIFE WIFE 🔪 Chilly Gusu Jams

Zizzani

Selective mute lwj who lost his confidence in speaking due to the unhealthy amount of pressure he felt to be perfect. He learns ASL to communicate and can talk to

Nay

nay_sue1

I absolutely feel this and empathize to my core. My family has been destroyed by depression and addiction and people who jokingly or pejoratively use words like "crazy", "mentally ill"

Matthew Paris-Irvine

MattIrvine_

If I hadn’t done the research, If I hadn’t lived through it, if this wasn’t my province it would feel real to me too. (THREAD)https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1335029370461810690 The man seems sincere doesn’t

Samuel Ogunwusi

SamuelOguns7

In 2006 two young guys came to see me separately for similar reasons.One was struggling but had an uncle who promised to set him up.The second guy had a father

Wilfred Reilly

wil_da_beast630

Short thread: as a "serious" writer who leans right, I'm often asked what I think of Donald Trump's whole catalog of boastful, braggadocious statements ("I say election fraud here was

Mike Monteiro🌹

monteiro

Alright, let’s talk about this “surprised it wasn’t a landslide” idea: Sweet Jesus, this IS a landslide. It took absolutely EVERYTHING we had. We are beating a system designed to

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