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Having raw sex, sleeping with each other every night, going out to eat together, doing shit together, me asking you to have my kids, & me saying I love you don’t mean we’re together 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> women crazy
The talking stage is 3-6 business years, then we gotta have at least 5 kids & live together... maybe after all that we can talk about being together
Only thing all of this shit means is that we’re great friends
Y’all should see all these hurt women in my mentions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> my bad that my joke ended up being y’all real situations
Business Year: Holidays, weekends, and summers, snow days, hurricane days, & anyone I know birthdays aren’t included in the completed 365 calendar year
Imagine introducing a woman to your family & planning to buy a house with her etc then BOOM she asks “wHat aRe wE” smh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
Me proposing to you don’t mean we’re together either btw
A woman cooking for you, sucking your dick, telling you to nut in her, giving you good nani, calling you daddy, falling asleep with you on Ft with you every night, supporting your dreams, & being loyal does not make her your girlfriend either https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> Stay in your lane fellas
This shit went crazy
