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klee: well !!!! youre just jealous that big brother kaeya loves me more !!!!!!!!!!!! bleh !!!!!!!!!!
diluc, in tears: take it back
diluc, in tears: take it back
albedo quietly offers him some tissues and offers a shoulder to cry on and diluc just looks at him and goes "you look like saying that caused you physical pain" and albedo goes "not just physical"
jean: klee, you have to take it back
klee: but its true !!! kaeya told me im the bestest !!!!
lisa: but you still shouldnt say that to such a fragile, lonely old man. look at him.
diluc: youre older than me tf
albedo: ?????? defend yourself a little, man
klee: but its true !!! kaeya told me im the bestest !!!!
lisa: but you still shouldnt say that to such a fragile, lonely old man. look at him.
diluc: youre older than me tf
albedo: ?????? defend yourself a little, man
albedo: lets settle this with a neutral party then. sucrose, who is kaeya& #39;s most favorite person in the world?
sucrose: i thought it was sister rosaria?
diluc: religion is a sham
albedo: amen to that
sucrose: i thought it was sister rosaria?
diluc: religion is a sham
albedo: amen to that
this has turned into albedo accidentally becoming a wingman
albedo gets a notebook and writes down "A study on the capabilities of vision-wielding homunculi in the aid of romantic linkage between fellow vision holders with emotional baggage"
albedo: so. how did you and kaeya meet?
diluc: it started when i was 7
albedo writes down "HELP"
albedo: so. how did you and kaeya meet?
diluc: it started when i was 7
albedo writes down "HELP"
albedo: wait thats right. we can ask his best friend
diluc: sounds reasonable
(at the church)
albedo: sister rosaria, who do you think is kaeya& #39;s most favorite person in the world?
rosaria: ????????? me of course
albedo: wait no-
diluc: sounds reasonable
(at the church)
albedo: sister rosaria, who do you think is kaeya& #39;s most favorite person in the world?
rosaria: ????????? me of course
albedo: wait no-
while trying to give diluc a (terrible) peptalk, barbara finds them
barbara: oh hello!!!
albedo: Morning, barbara. Its not a good morning.
barbara: why?
albedo: oh i& #39;m trying to prove that master diluc here is kaeya& #39;s favorite person so he can stop ruining mondstadt& #39;s atmosphere
barbara: oh hello!!!
albedo: Morning, barbara. Its not a good morning.
barbara: why?
albedo: oh i& #39;m trying to prove that master diluc here is kaeya& #39;s favorite person so he can stop ruining mondstadt& #39;s atmosphere
barbara: isnt that painful for you, sir albedo?
albedo: not that this whole thing is not painful, but why is that?
barbara: well, arent you in love with sir kaeya?
albedo: IM WHAT
albedo worriedly writes "I& #39;m in a love triangle now??? I am an obstacle to my own objective???"
albedo: not that this whole thing is not painful, but why is that?
barbara: well, arent you in love with sir kaeya?
albedo: IM WHAT
albedo worriedly writes "I& #39;m in a love triangle now??? I am an obstacle to my own objective???"
albedo& #39;s current list concerns/ppl ranked higher than diluc (tentative)
- klee
- rosaria
- albedo (very sexy and dangerous)
- wagner the blacksmith
- that hot geo dude who visited venti last month
- venti
- kaeya himself
- death after noon
- that little coin he flips
- all cats
- klee
- rosaria
- albedo (very sexy and dangerous)
- wagner the blacksmith
- that hot geo dude who visited venti last month
- venti
- kaeya himself
- death after noon
- that little coin he flips
- all cats
diluc squints at the list and goes: the little coin?
albedo: i too, appreciate having mora
diluc: all cats?
albedo: and dogs, but i ran out of characters
diluc: ran out of what?
albedo: NOTHING so... kaeya& #39;s ass am i right ?
diluc: are you okay?
albedo: please answer the question
albedo: i too, appreciate having mora
diluc: all cats?
albedo: and dogs, but i ran out of characters
diluc: ran out of what?
albedo: NOTHING so... kaeya& #39;s ass am i right ?
diluc: are you okay?
albedo: please answer the question
albedo does some field work
albedo: --so how would you describe the relationship between master diluc and sir kaeya, in your eyes?
razor: who is kaeya ?
albedo: --so how would you describe the relationship between master diluc and sir kaeya, in your eyes?
razor: who is kaeya ?
the first day of research ends with albedo telling diluc that at first he thought diluc was probably at least second next to klee, but that now albedo thinks diluc is around 14th
diluc: why did you rank yourself 3rd?
albedo: i just think i& #39;d have much better game than you
diluc: why did you rank yourself 3rd?
albedo: i just think i& #39;d have much better game than you
albedo conducts a survey:
1. who is kaeya& #39;s number 1 person?
1. who is kaeya& #39;s number 1 person?
