Okay... So here& #39;s a problem... This is the final white Jesus in our church
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        But nobody knows how to get him down
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Because technically this room doesn& #39;t exist
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And nobody knows how to access it
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I know the room doesn& #39;t exist because my office is kinda under it...
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And... We don& #39;t know how "white Christ" got up there to begin with
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        White Christ could be two years old... Could be 90 years old
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I wish I was kidding
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Since I& #39;ve been at this church I& #39;ve defeated
*American flag in sanctuary
* "That& #39;s my pew"
* The other white Jesus& #39;s
This is the last white Christ... The Omega white Christ.
                    
                                    
                    *American flag in sanctuary
* "That& #39;s my pew"
* The other white Jesus& #39;s
This is the last white Christ... The Omega white Christ.
                        
                        
                        This building is 121 years old
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        White Christ is truly a mystery
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                     
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