Buying a single magnificent piece of poplar to own the libs.

Who among us does not need more random lumber in our lives? The odd plank? The occasional bit of plywood?

Can& #39;t wait to see the entirely real construction need for which the piece of poplar was purchased. Snowflake beta soyboy that I am, I& #39;d otherwise suspect signaling of some kind, but of course virtue signaling is something only sjw-types do, not serious conservative thinkers.

Now please excuse me, I& #39;m going to have my front desk clear the rest of my schedule for the day, as I will need to recover from the massive owning I just underwent.

(Apologies for the gnomic nature of this thread to people who have no idea what I& #39;m talking about, but as always I refuse to boost any right-wing asshat& #39;s social media impact by actually naming them.)