Watching death in paradise! (If you want to mute; warnings for death , murder , suicide , gore , blood , violence , nsfw , strong language etc)
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I don’t think I’ve seen this ep before?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I don’t remember it anyway?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Don’t have an affair then and problem solved
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Advice with Sarah
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok have fun with the letter
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh that was a fun
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Gun
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He’s dead
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Buddy your dad just committed suicide maybe don’t go in there
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok then or do
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey I stg
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Your desk is ringing” GOODBHE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Honestly
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Of course he doesn’t think it was suicide
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Why would he
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oo none of them have alibis how unfortunate for them
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Huh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh the commissioner is back again
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Truly an icon
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        No
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I kinda recognise him???
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Idk where from
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        OH was he the guy in peak practice ?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Wait I think he was
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Interesting
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        WHATS
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey you good?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Camille really said bye
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Blimey”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        You’re right Humphrey
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        If that’s her father idk how Humphrey will try and help
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        We all know he’ll try
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And we all know how that’ll go
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Not well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        At all
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Not even a little bit well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Catastrophic really
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        HUNPHREY DONT TELL THEM THAT FFS
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SHE WOULD TELL YHEM IF SHE WANTED THEM TO LNOW
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SHES GONNA KILL UOU I STG
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok her mother won’t be impressed
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yep she’s looking shocked
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Write the note or we’ll shoot you. Ah thanks for the note, now we’ll shoot you”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        HUNOHREH I
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        That said Humphrey
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        So the suicide note was real but the suicide was a murder??
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        um
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I am confusion
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Not Humphrey having to straighten up the pictures lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Fidel looking done agaib lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hey at least he’s paying attention this time
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Good work Fidel
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Why does the killer need to kill a man who’s already in the process of killing himself?”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
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                        EXACTLY
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Camille thag leaves you and I”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She couldn’t look more done
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey stfu challenge
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Thank you Camille
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        LMAO WTF
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
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                        I WHEEZED
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok Dwayne
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Are
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        You
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Doing
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        STOP LMAO
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Dwayne stop running away lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oop
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oops
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Camille’s father
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “Fiery”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        HUNOHREH YOU KNOW NOTHING AFE YOU GOOD
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        WHAT DEOS HE THIBK HE KNOWS ABOUT HER
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I CANT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok hush
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes Camille
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What an icon
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She’s gonna slap him
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I know she’s gonna do it
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        That or she k words him
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Don’t listen to him I stg
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey alone at a table for 2 we’re not surprised
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “I just need to learn where those places are”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh ok then
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes Humphrey g I after her
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Go*
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes chec that she’s ok
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Nice try Humphrey
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        An effort was made
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She looks down
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Don’t hit her with your door jeez
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        That was too close
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok leave her be
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Nice one Dwayne
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And Fidel
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Catherine yes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Camille give her a chance
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hear her out or I fight
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well he sounds like a bag of shit
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        No Camille take a breath
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey nice try
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Sorry Dwayne you’re outnumbered
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What does ooooh mean
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Is that good or bad
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh that’s bad
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        That’s a big box of guns
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes Camille just tell him to fuck off
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        We know you’re thinking it
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Even humphrey’s thinking it
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes make her laugh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        They’re besties omg
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Did he just leave her crying outside alone
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes he did
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Hi Camille
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She’s back
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She’s doing okay
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        An icon
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok that was too msny map words for my brain to comprehend
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Many
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        So many navigation things??
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What’s going on
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Humphrey stop crossing everything out and muttering to yourself
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Are you okay I
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        What’s going on
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        WHAT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Right but what
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Wtf just happened
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I have no idea what that was
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Why are they playing cricked now
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Cricket
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh he’s screaming
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Um
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Camille lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well what’s in the bag
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ???
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ¿¿¿
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ok then
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I think it’s the son maybe but idk
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Watch me be wrong again
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        As per usual
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh wait it was a fake suicide note?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Lmao Humphrey
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Don’t mind him just breaking the plant ok
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Nobody’s going to comment on that?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Alright
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Moving on
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        WHAT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        THE WIFE???
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        HILY
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        HOLY CRAPOLY
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        OH SHE WAS BEHIND THE DOOR
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Well then
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Huh
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        It’s always the wife lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh that’s cute
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes go look after him
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I can’t remember who you are but that’s great
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes Camille bonding with her mother
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And her father
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Aw
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Sweet
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Yes tjme for them to be crackheads
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh that’s a lot of beer
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Oh no is he about to speak french
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “The only way I know how”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        FRENCH CRICKET I STG
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        LMAO
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        “It hasn’t even hit the ground”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Boy it’s floating
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Lmao
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        That was such a good episode
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Okie dokie end of thread!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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