I’m flirting w this hot guy rn and I’m talking all big like I don’t almost shit myself at the thought of actually hanging out w him
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He said “how bout Friday night? Or Saturday?” I said  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Dreckshaufen" aria-label="Emoji: Dreckshaufen">
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                        ITS FRIDAY HES ABOUT TO PICK ME UP IM SHITTING MYSELFFFFF
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Update: GIRTH  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
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                        Girth just ain’t enough queen  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> this ain’t it I wanna go home but this mans asleep
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> this ain’t it I wanna go home but this mans asleep
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Made him cum THRICE and me??? ZERO
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I have never been more gay than I am in this moment
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He’s snoring like a bear rn and I’m over her dryer than a fucking saltless saltine cracker
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Ima be a nun there is no way ima go through this again lord father you can have my Pussy she’s not getting anything good out of this life
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Dick so bad it made me catholic again
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        How dare he be so handsome and not make me cum I-
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Him complimenting me got me more wet than him actually being inside of me
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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