Thread by @arianapbuh, ranking religions: TOP TEN WORST TO BEST RELIGIONS: A thread! 10. ISLAM: [...]

ranking religions: TOP TEN WORST TO BEST RELIGIONS: A thread!

10. ISLAM: worst re/!g!on in existence. put everything bad in a blender and pour it out, you get this vomit. anyone who defends it is br@!nd£d or fake woke. The most delusional, self contradictory ideologies i’ve ever come across. -50/10

9. CHRISTIANITY: it’s literally the diluted version of “i word”. abrahamic religions aren’t the slay people think they are

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the teachings are so dumb and outdated omg. cult behavior and constant shaming of non believers. bible has 47374 versions

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9. CHRISTIANITY: it’s literally the diluted version of “i word”. abrahamic religions aren’t the slay people think they are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

the teachings are so dumb and outdated omg. cult behavior and constant shaming of non believers. bible has 47374 versions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title="9. CHRISTIANITY: it’s literally the diluted version of “i word”. abrahamic religions aren’t the slay people think they are https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the teachings are so dumb and outdated omg. cult behavior and constant shaming of non believers. bible has 47374 versions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">">

8. JUDAISM: don’t understand her, don’t know why she exists but she’s there. feel sorry for the girlies but this is just part of triology of abrahamic religions which just don’t sit right with me. who’s their prophet again? omg but y’all made some points with james deen p0rnst@r

7. ZOROASTRIANISM: girl this religion’s name is enough to make it a flop. i wasted 5 minutes typing it. anyways i heard they feed their d£^d to vultures um- idek what this religion is about but i hate her bc of her name

6. HINDUISM: HELP&::&;& this one sends me like their idols are so slay but they’re literally animals in human forms PLSSS

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the delusion omg. they’re kinda slay bc they’re sort of open minded (minus the caste system) but yaaas hanuman bae

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤍" title="Weißes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Weißes Herz"> i love beef

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6. HINDUISM: HELP&::&;& this one sends me like their idols are so slay but they’re literally animals in human forms PLSSS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

the delusion omg. they’re kinda slay bc they’re sort of open minded (minus the caste system) but yaaas hanuman bae https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤍" title="Weißes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Weißes Herz"> i love beef https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥩" title="Stück Fleisch" aria-label="Emoji: Stück Fleisch">" title="6. HINDUISM: HELP&::&;& this one sends me like their idols are so slay but they’re literally animals in human forms PLSSS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the delusion omg. they’re kinda slay bc they’re sort of open minded (minus the caste system) but yaaas hanuman bae https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤍" title="Weißes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Weißes Herz"> i love beef https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥩" title="Stück Fleisch" aria-label="Emoji: Stück Fleisch">">

TOP 5! these are the slay religions omg so if you’re any of these you’re kinda iconic

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5. BUDDHISM: idk which man in the past randomly decided to fast & seek the meaning of life but he made multiple points. skinny king! plus the whole reincarnation stuff based on your deeds is so slay. ik hindus do it too but buddhists did it better

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💋" title="Kussabdruck" aria-label="Emoji: Kussabdruck">also the laughing buddha sends

5. BUDDHISM: idk which man in the past randomly decided to fast & seek the meaning of life but he made multiple points. skinny king! plus the whole reincarnation stuff based on your deeds is so slay. ik hindus do it too but buddhists did it better https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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4. SATANISM: yaaas! shaitan is so hot to me

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> unproblematic king, he’s literally hated for having a big, burning red c0ck. i will risk it all for him. he invented pleasure and heroine. he literally is a gay icon

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen"> the goat face and titties too

4. SATANISM: yaaas! shaitan is so hot to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

unproblematic king, he’s literally hated for having a big, burning red c0ck. i will risk it all for him. he invented pleasure and heroine. he literally is a gay icon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen"> the goat face and titties too" title="4. SATANISM: yaaas! shaitan is so hot to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> unproblematic king, he’s literally hated for having a big, burning red c0ck. i will risk it all for him. he invented pleasure and heroine. he literally is a gay icon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen"> the goat face and titties too">

3. WICCA: serve after serve. unproblematic bestianas who literally wanna hex the moon and be happy omg. the least nosy people i’ve seen who don’t force their beliefs down anyone’s throat. oomf did a protection spell on me once and i haven’t had a bad day since

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht"> thanks bestianer

3. WICCA: serve after serve. unproblematic bestianas who literally wanna hex the moon and be happy omg. the least nosy people i’ve seen who don’t force their beliefs down anyone’s throat. oomf did a protection spell on me once and i haven’t had a bad day since https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

thanks bestianer" title="3. WICCA: serve after serve. unproblematic bestianas who literally wanna hex the moon and be happy omg. the least nosy people i’ve seen who don’t force their beliefs down anyone’s throat. oomf did a protection spell on me once and i haven’t had a bad day since https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht"> thanks bestianer">

2. ATHEISM: do i even need to explain? you have the mind of a mastermind if you understand that the creation of this universe is beyond a superpower. science came into existence on its own and not everything has to have an origin. y’all baddies living your best lives!

1. ARIANAISM! thats right! it is proven that ariana grande butera created the universe and everything that came after it. i am proudly an arianator. we believe in equality, lgbt rights and TRUE peace. we worship ariana grande and her messenger nicki minaj

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1. ARIANAISM! thats right! it is proven that ariana grande butera created the universe and everything that came after it. i am proudly an arianator. we believe in equality, lgbt rights and TRUE peace. we worship ariana grande and her messenger nicki minaj https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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