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pussy so good it& #39;s got me driving 8 hours on a weekday
pussy so good it& #39;s got me refinancing my house
pussy so good it& #39;s got me changing my major
pussy so good it& #39;s got me turning nocturnal
pussy so good it& #39;s got me dry cleaning my clothes
pussy so good it& #39;s got me waiting in the bread line
pussy so good it& #39;s got me answering phone calls
pussy so good it& #39;s got me leaving voicemails
pussy so good it& #39;s got me volunteering at the animal shelter
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pussy so good it& #39;s got me packing my lunch
pussy so good it& #39;s got me searing foie gras
pussy so good it& #39;s got me doing preventative car maintenance
pussy so good it& #39;s got me vacuuming my mind palace
pussy so good it& #39;s got me rotating a cube in my mind
pussy so good it& #39;s got me staying in line to vote
pussy so good it& #39;s got me singing like kk slider
pussy so good it& #39;s got me using the crosswalk
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reading my natal chart
pussy so good it& #39;s got me bearing false witness
pussy so good it& #39;s got me under a 72 hour hold
pussy so good it& #39;s got me checking my tire pressure
pussy so good it& #39;s got me taking a multivitamin
pussy so good it& #39;s got me planting a victory garden
pussy so good it& #39;s got me re-carpeting my apartment
pussy so good it& #39;s got me filling out an advent calendar
pussy so good it& #39;s got me tweeting 31 times about in a row
pussy so good it& #39;s got me wearing a wii remote wrist strap
pussy so good it& #39;s got me using a cast iron skillet
pussy so good it& #39;s got me separating my laundry by fabric type
pussy so good it& #39;s got me standing up straight
pussy so good it& #39;s got me counting to three at stop signs
pussy so good it& #39;s got me on a twelve step skincare routine
pussy so good it& #39;s got me writing in cursive
pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying real estate in an imaginary place
pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying free-range eggs
pussy so good it& #39;s got me tying a key to a kite
pussy so good it& #39;s got me cutting down a cherry tree
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reading my emails
pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying vinyls
pussy so good it& #39;s got me gallery-quality giclée art prints on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks
pussy so good it& #39;s got me in a state of eudaimonia
pussy so good it’s got me using the stairs instead of the elevator
pussy so good it& #39;s got me scheduling my covid vaccine asap
pussy so good it& #39;s got me looking back towards the underworld
pussy so good it& #39;s got me picking fights with people twice my size
pussy so good it& #39;s got me forming a pact with gods from a different dimension
pussy so good it& #39;s got me getting in the eva
pussy so good it& #39;s got me learning about gender studies
pussy so good it& #39;s got me scheduling tweets
pussy so good it& #39;s got me turning on notifs for their tweets
pussy so good it& #39;s got me running up that hill
pussy so good it& #39;s got me putting cardamom in my coffee in the morning
pussy so good it& #39;s got me rolling a boulder up a hill for eternity
pussy so good it& #39;s got me jumping through hoops
pussy so good it& #39;s got me tapdancing on the ballroom floor
pussy so good it& #39;s got me singing in the rain
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying "hiiiiii" three octaves higher
pussy so good it& #39;s got me skipping down the hall while clicking my heels together
pussy so good it& #39;s got me going to the taco bell drive through on a regular basis
pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying 10 year treasury bonds
pussy so good it& #39;s got me hitting reply-all to work emails just to get my name out there
pussy so good it& #39;s got me concerned about my circadian rhythm
pussy so good it& #39;s got me drinking at least 8 glasses of water a day
pussy so good it& #39;s got me wave dashing across the stage
pussy so good it& #39;s got me sleeping with a weighted blanket
pussy so good it& #39;s got me caring about the difference between shades of white paint
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying LMFAOOOOOO 
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pussy so good it& #39;s got me applying for a forklift certification
pussy so good it& #39;s got me stuck in a fluoride stare
pussy so good it& #39;s got me in a fugue state like an activated sleeper agent
pussy so good it& #39;s got me approximating a taylor series to the fifth degree
pussy so good it& #39;s got me maxing out my 401k
pussy so good it& #39;s got me making the real friends along the way
pussy so good it& #39;s got me no longer fearing the giant enemy spider
pussy so good it& #39;s got me introspecting
pussy so good it’s got me going through the popeyes drive thru to get a spicy chicken sandwich with extra pickles instead of ordering it on doordash because doordash doesn’t have special instructions so you can’t get extra pickles on doordash so you have to go in the drive thru
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pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying stuffed animals at target
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying "ergo"
pussy so good it& #39;s got me acting annoying as fuck
pussy so good it& #39;s got me eating vegan
pussy so good it& #39;s got me seeing in the ultraviolet spectrum of light
pussy so good it& #39;s got me forgetting about easter
pussy so good it& #39;s got me paying to drive on the express lane
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying that monster of the week tropes are actually very interesting
pussy so good it& #39;s got me identifying the difference between a bush and a shrub
pussy so good it& #39;s got me experiencing ego death
pussy so good it& #39;s got me waiting for godot
pussy so good it& #39;s got me watching a green light on a dock across the bay
pussy so good it& #39;s got me googling "famous american novels"
pussy so good it& #39;s got me trying to figure out what remains of edith finch
pussy so good it& #39;s got me trying to climb that mountain that i can see
pussy so good it& #39;s got me believing todd howard
pussy so good it& #39;s got me swearing to carry their burdens
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reconsidering the label i use to describe my sexuality
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pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying "dum dum didday" for no reason
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying that catboy milf terf coochie grips like ward socks
pussy so good it& #39;s got me using the newton–raphson method
pussy so good it& #39;s got me trying to catch the rye (idk i never read the book)
pussy so good it& #39;s got me stuck in the second circle of hell getting buffeted back and forth by the terrible winds of a violent storm without rest for eternity
pussy so good it& #39;s got me consistently checking the mail every day
pussy so good it’s got me using VATS to zero in on it
pussy so good it& #39;s got me going "aw baby nah baby you got me all wrong baby"
pussy so good it& #39;s got me having to clarify as short and honest as possible that i didn& #39;t fuck my cat, i didn& #39;t cum on my cat, i didn& #39;t put my dick anywhere near my cat, and that i have never done anything weird with my cats
pussy so good it& #39;s got me equivocating on my ontological commitments
pussy so good it& #39;s got me being targeted by my parents for an exorcism
pussy so good it& #39;s got me tearing up the planks and admitting the deed to end the agony of this derision
pussy so good it& #39;s got me ignoring the dampness and the coldness of the vaults in a drunken stupor on a desperate search for a cask of the finest amontillado
pussy so good it& #39;s got me locked up for eating it (because it is gay)
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying that bush did it
pussy so good it& #39;s got me finally touching grass (on the grassy knoll)
pussy so good it& #39;s got me decomposing every euclidean isometry into a product of 1, 2, or 3 reflections
pussy so good it& #39;s got me picking up love on the phone and saying that it& #39;s time to let it through
pussy so good it& #39;s got me listening to multiple 50+ song playlists
pussy so good it& #39;s got me eating gourmet
pussy so good it& #39;s got me repainting my master bathroom with a dusty taupe color in order to bring some warm earthy tones into the room while still maintaining a neutral and slightly modern sleek appeal
pussy so good it& #39;s got me clearly enunciating when i talk
pussy so good it& #39;s got me trying to differentiate the weierstrass function
pussy so good it’s got me stealing bits on twitter for clout
pussy so good it& #39;s got me being extra nice to them for their entire birthday month
pussy so good it& #39;s got me accepting the fact that i just woke up without my kidneys
pussy so good it& #39;s got me using a fax machine to file my taxes "just in case"
pussy so good it& #39;s got me caring about when something passes the bechdel test
pussy so good it& #39;s got me shaking my ass to talking heads
pussy so good it& #39;s got me suffering both the lame horse and the broken man
pussy so good it& #39;s got me looking a gift horse in the mouth
pussy so good it& #39;s got me leading a horse to water and correctly figuring out how to make it drink
pussy so good it& #39;s got me pulling a conspicuously large wooden horse into the walls of my besieged city without a second thought
pussy so good it& #39;s got me uploading their black-box data to the bunker instead of mine in the event of assured destruction via black-box reaction simply because it was an honor to fight alongside them
pussy so good it& #39;s got me scheduling my day on google calendar
pussy so good it& #39;s got me hunting down the new @ after the latest ban
pussy go good it& #39;s got me washing my back three times a day because this shower head feels so amazing
pussy so good it& #39;s got me locking up the door and putting the pony on all fours
pussy so good it& #39;s got me defending the village against raids
pussy so good it& #39;s got making the r2d2 dying sound effect
pussy so good it& #39;s got me ordering thai food "as spicy as possible" and foolishly insisting to the waiter not to make it "white-person spicy" because "i can handle it" in order to make a poor attempt at impressing them
pussy so good it& #39;s got me admitting that i& #39;m not actually 6& #39;0 like it says on my tinder bio
pussy so good it& #39;s got me broadening my music taste and interests
pussy so good it& #39;s got me learning how to play animal crossing and stardew valley
pussy so good it& #39;s got me saying "glhf!!! :)" before the match
pussy so good it& #39;s got me admitting when i was wrong
pussy so good it& #39;s got me sucking off a brick lengthwise from the back
pussy so good it& #39;s got me eating this nifty looking apple from a cool looking tree that a very kind serpent offered me today
pussy so good it& #39;s got me walking up hill in the snow both ways
pussy so good it& #39;s got me using direct deposit
pussy so good it& #39;s got me acting in spite of my better judgment
pussy so good it& #39;s got me giving a mouse a cookie
pussy so good it& #39;s got me hiring an interior decorator
pussy so good it& #39;s got me waking up early just to hustle and get back onto the grind
pussy so good it& #39;s got me paying 42 dollars in postage to send a large box of assorted stuffed animals across the country
pussy so good it& #39;s got me buying large quantities of forever stamps
pussy so good it& #39;s got me establishing my own secret cryptographic code in order to write fruity things in the cover of darkness that nobody else can read before realizing that i actually just recreated wingdings
pussy so good it& #39;s got me speaking entirely in riddle and metaphor
pussy so good it& #39;s got me synthesizing the thesis and antithesis
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reconsidering my previous time commitments and plans
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reading and annotating every volume of das kapital
pussy so good it& #39;s got me troubleshooting their internet issues
pussy so good it& #39;s got me RSVPing to events far before the deadline
pussy so good it& #39;s got me stopping to smell the roses
pussy so good it& #39;s got me making fresh pasta by hand
pussy so good it& #39;s got me forgetting to tweet
pussy so good it& #39;s got me self-actualizing
pussy so good it& #39;s got me struggling to remember what things good pussy has already gotten me to do
pussy so good it& #39;s got me reading in bed
pussy so good it& #39;s got me sticking consistently to a good exercise routine
pussy so good it& #39;s got me annotating in the margin with multiple different colored pens
pussy so good it& #39;s got me watching class lectures at 2.6x speed
pussy so good it& #39;s got me learning how cryptocurrency works
pussy so good it& #39;s got me attempting to launch a 51% attack
