PEOPLE OF DONCASTER!
Please don't be alarmed - that giant yellow thing in the sky is known as the 'sun', and is nothing to be afraid of.
Please don't be alarmed - that giant yellow thing in the sky is known as the 'sun', and is nothing to be afraid of.
*Please note, we are also not implying that the people of Doncaster look like Gollum.
**Well, inevitably, SOME of the people of Doncaster probably look a BIT like Gollum, but that is a statistical inevitability in any large urban area.
Anyway, we're getting side-tracked from the point of these tweets.
If you're heading out this week, please think about sticking to walks around your local area - maybe discover one of the 295 green spaces nearest your house?
If you're heading out this week, please think about sticking to walks around your local area - maybe discover one of the 295 green spaces nearest your house?
And, as always, remember:
HANDS
FACE
SPACE
when you're outside.
Or, as Gollum would say,
Handses
Faceses
Spaceseses
HANDS
FACE
SPACE
when you're outside.
Or, as Gollum would say,
Handses
Faceses
Spaceseses
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