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Looks like @mynamesnotgordy missed an entire week of learning on the internet. Let’s fill that learning gap:
1. Erin O’Toole helped a group of impressionable young boys discover their inner Ben Shapiro.
2. Doug Ford and the roofing industry. Somebody look into this. Stat.
1. Erin O’Toole helped a group of impressionable young boys discover their inner Ben Shapiro.
2. Doug Ford and the roofing industry. Somebody look into this. Stat.
3. Stephen Lecce attended a press conference and stood in the back and didn’t get asked to speak. Just like the old days.
4. Holiday shoppers continue to make excellent decisions and are still flocking to lower-risk areas. The market was never smart.
4. Holiday shoppers continue to make excellent decisions and are still flocking to lower-risk areas. The market was never smart.
5. Christine Elliot acknowledged we might be running low on hospital beds, but she said Alberta has less so be grateful for what they don’t have.
6. Jason Kenney doesn’t regret a single thing he’s ever done for the economy. Not one. He’d do it all again, if given the chance.
6. Jason Kenney doesn’t regret a single thing he’s ever done for the economy. Not one. He’d do it all again, if given the chance.
7. What’s happening over in the Atlantic bubble? I stopped watching that tourney bracket after New Brunswick got bounced.
8. “The leftists in British Columbia are struggling to keep pace with the Ford Conservatives.” That headline is for @reggcohn. First hit is always free.
8. “The leftists in British Columbia are struggling to keep pace with the Ford Conservatives.” That headline is for @reggcohn. First hit is always free.
9. Never do a list with ten items. Number ten is always reserved for the sound of the audience still laughing. Or not. It’s a placeholder, really. Letterman bumped it up to 10. It was nine before. Not many people know that. Most people, actually.
9.5. I hope @mynamesnotgordy is good. I hope everyone stays safe. It’s apparently getting worse out there. I’m not leaving my basement. I’m safe in both a pandemic and a tornado—but not a flood, and I heard the roof leaks. You can’t have it all in Ontario.
