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if anyone is feeling slightly Christmassy, grab a mince pie and a medium dry Katy Perry and let's have a carol singalong:
a thread...
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a thread...
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in the deep midwinterFrosty had a moan
"Macron is a bastard
I'm taking my ball home"
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Ingoldmells, Tunbridge Wellsno fresh veg today
O how sad it is to see
the shoppers turned away
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a Gove in Pret-a-Mangerno mask did he wear
he ordered cappuccino
and a chocolate elcair
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once in Boris Johnson's citya huge meeting lay ahead
and this meeting was called COBRA
he went for a shag instead
Carrie was that mother wild
carrying his umpteenth child
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O little town of WokinghamI'd like to ask you why
you put this moron Redwood in
he tells lie after lie
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I saw three dinghies sailing inon Christmas day on Christmas day
Patel called the navy in
on Christmas day in the morning
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Gary Sambrook eats big dinnersfa-la-la-la-laaaaa
la-la-la-la
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while truckers filled the docks by nightall seated on the ground
their cargo turned to shit inside
it cost a million pound
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(softly) O come let us abhor him(louder) O come let us abhor him
(full Monty) O COME LET US ABHOR HI-I-IM
Mi-i-chael Gove
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