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                        Someone arrived and asked if they can help with anything  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen"> another lady said to them āthese ladies have everything under controlā
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                        Colleagues, pls, if you did not assist in any way with organising the event, if you didnāt lift a finger and you didnāt help out the people with any of the labour, pls, donāt come throw shade at the work other people have done. Itās even your family that we are working for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
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                        These people want to put flower in the brideās hair. I havenāt kicked people out of my house in a while, but I still remember how to do it
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        If she wears a ring like this, donāt invite her to your bridal shower, sheās jealous and she hates you and sheās going to force you to play a stupid jealous people āgameā and force you to take drinks while threatening to hit you with a spoon
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                    
                            
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        OMG the rape culture  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
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                        āIāve been married for 20 yearsā hunnies are so toxic  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š©" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
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                        My soon to be sister in lawās sister just told her sister that even if her husband is wrong, she must say sorry and that her husband will be her first child. Mbela this is why Iām over 27 and unmarried shashi
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        She just told us to watch The War Room, is anyone telling my brother to watch The War Room? In fact, let me call that nigga now and tell him
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Wow, marriage sounds terrible, I donāt want it anymore
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        āIāve been married for 20 yearsā huns sounding like
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Weāre supposed to be drinking and getting out of order, instead weāre getting lectures. I wish I was drinking with my mom and aunts instead  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
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                        My whole entire being right now
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        My other sister in law is touched we didnāt have an advice portion for her shower. We ate food, and got lit and she had a good time. The guests tonight started leaving because nobody wanted to listen to how you must say nothing and scream into a pillow if your husband cheats.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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