proof that Zayn Malik invented English Literature
— an informative thread

When he single handedly changed the spelling of the word ‘conscience’ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">

Zayn and autocorrect have been feuding for years, since Zayn invented spelling and is out to end autocorrect’s career https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">

Zayn the zoet’s way with words is impeccable, there’s so many layers to this piece of work...the dentures, the knickers. He uses negative imagery to express that Calvin Harris is indeed 420 years old and his teeth are in fact falling out of his head.

Zayn is so brilliant he doesn’t even need to complete his sentences, he loves keeping his readers in suspense just as much as he loves his insta stans https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

this is a simple sentence, yet it invokes so many feelings like joy, heartbreak, love, sadness only Zayn Malik can make you feel so many emotions at the same time.

With just 4 words he was able to shake the entire planet itself. Could Shakespeare do that? the only correct answer is no https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">

English teachers everywhere are quaking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">

In all seriousness, Zayn has written some of the beautiful lyrics that will stay with me forever his way with words is truly impeccable, the way he clearly expresses himself through his lyrics is brilliant. The way makes use of imagery to really describe what he’s feeling is-

splendid. I could fish over his songwriting for hours on end

in conclusion zayn the zoet has dethroned William Shakespeare as the greatest writer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands"> boooo William https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎" title="Thumbs down" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎" title="Thumbs down" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down">