The whole idea that socialism sucks because you have to stand in long lines for things should, by now, be the funniest fucking thing a person could say

Here are some things you have to stand in a long line/wait a long time for in America today:

- Food
- Getting to your job
- Receiving your mail
- A doctor& #39;s appointment, even if you have insurance
- Unemployment & other government benefits
- Getting on a plane
- Due process

- Customer service
- Emergency services
- Voting for one of two people you don& #39;t like
- Our military leaving a country we are no longer at war with
- Getting paid for work you already did
- Help, with anything
- A mistake someone else made being removed from your credit rating