So Let me tell y’all how i was at my favorite nigga’s house the other night and my phone would not stop going off like that shit was blowing up all late into the night...and before you ask why didn’t i just silence it, I was on call for work thus having to keep it on loud....

So usually my phone is dry af but no on this particular night one of my tweets decided to get mad likes, my IG story decided to get mad comments, and my 2 friend group chats decided to have a lengthy discussion all simultaneously from like 10:30pm-1:30am

And to make matters worst my play cousin (who’s a male) decided to FT me at 1:30 in the morning....i cannot tell y’all the last time i FT’d him and never ever that late so why of all nights he FT me at this crazy hour i have no clue

Also i have the little blinky light thing on my phone and i don’t know how to turn it off so with every notification that shit is lighting up the room something crazy....bro when i tell you this man was getting heated https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">

Now i can tell he is trying to play it cool cause u know we ain’t in no relationship or nothing but he knows he’s my favorite nigga and I’m his favorite girl (i think anyway) so he’s trying to say anything but with every notification he lets out a heavy sigh

Now I’m up trying to explain that to my phone never pops like this like fucking ever and he’s looking at me like yea whatever clearly not believing shit i say. He’s asking me to turn it on silent and I’m explaining why i can’t because of work and it’s just a whole mess https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)">

So now it’s 1:45 am and we both just looking at each other with no words his face said “bitch” mine said “damn”

Anyways the phone finally calms down niggas stop liking my tweets and shit and we go to sleep BUT at 4:52 guess who’s phone rings https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)"> yo i just knew this nigga was about to put me out his house https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> but thankfully it was work calling and all was ok

He cooked the next day so i think we’re Gucci but bro talk about a series of unfortunate events https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> I really was about to lose my favorite nigga cause my job had me in bondage and i had to be prepared to work at any hour