how to flirt! (stan twitter edition) - a thread 
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                        1. like their tweets!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        2. tweet "oomf 
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                        3. match layouts with them!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        4. add /p to all of your messages (just in case)
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        5. whatever you do, DONT DM THEM!! that opens a pathway to actual conversation, which you do not want!!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        6. create an idealised version of them in your head!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        7. reply "ugh same" to all their yearning for a s/o tweets
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        8. cry!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        9. tell them they remind you of a character that you ship with a character you kin!!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        10. reminder, do not actually talk to them!! (IMPORTANT)
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        oh wait end of thread 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> good luck oomfs, I& #39;m sure u can do anything you put your mind to if you just follow these 10 simple steps !!
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                
                        
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