THIS BITCH IS REALLY LIVING IN A 20m2 « CHAMBRE DE BONNE » LMAOOOOOOOOOLLO   #EmilyInParis   https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
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                        no one gives this much of shit about not speaking french. if they do they r passive aggressive about it not this openly aggressive
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        this is my emily in paris reaction thread btw enjoy
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        the whole city looks like radatoooeeee
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « UN pas UNE » this actually is a real thing ill give them credit the bakery ladies h8ed me my whole first year in France
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i wish my neighbors were this hot but i live in the 17th so they’re all  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">senior citizens
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                        i refuse to believe that this social media manager doesn’t speak fluent english im sorry
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i also don’t believe that these french ppl REFUSED to eat lunch with her like even if french people hate you they will still also socialize with u over a meal
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        im like 20 minutes in and sis has needed to call hr like 15 times
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « you come to Paris and you don’t speak French that’s arrogant » ????? she was the person sent at the last minute with zero notice when the person who did speak french couldn’t come they could cut her a LITTLE slack lol
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        girl just mentally tell urself that u live on the 6th floor oh my god
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        that r pronunciation is rough even for an american accent
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i also don’t believe that people r openly this rude about how she dresses ive worn some weird fucking shit and no one is that mean
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        no french person gives a fuck about if u smoke or not u either do or u don’t and everyone moves on
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « a french boyfriend is the best way to learn the language » actually in my experience it was wanted to yell at my teachers but to each their own i guess
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i have never had an uncooked steak here what is this stereotype where does it come from just order it à point oh my god
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i hate her boyfriend
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        lose the man girl. losing the man was the best thing i ever did before moving to France
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « your language is seriously f’ed up » yeah
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « it’s not a logical culture but it’s a beautiful one » yes actually
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        oh yes i do love her american attitude in this scene yes girl get that rt
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        are there really outdoor urinals like am i just blind bc i always hear about this but i s2g ive never seen one
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        LE BÉRET PUTAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        no chambre de bonne has a bidet ur lucky if u even have a toilet
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        why r they mad at her bc of what corporate sent lol
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        EXCITÉ OH MY GOD girl -
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        should i order a crepe omg the vibes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        this tik tok ass music omg
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SANCERRE ITS A BREAKFAST WINE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        girl ur at a party and u don’t fais la bise avec tout le monde ? asshole. ur friends a dick for not telling u to do that also
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        parisian men r the worst im glad this show drags them
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        this girl spends all her time walking around the 16th and every touristy spot like let’s send her to the 20th see what happens
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        FIVE EURO SIXTY FOR LIKE 50 ROSES WHAT QUEL ARRONDISSEMENT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        girl im begging u to fuck ur neighbor
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        does this girl know that leclerc has peanut butter. probably not bc im sure she’s never taken the rer or even even touched the banlieue
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        SHE REALLY DOESNT KNOW HIW CAST IRON PANS WORK CEST PAS UN TRUC FRANÇAIS ITS UNIVERSAL
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        update: got crepes AND wine to heighten this experience
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i love this girl like YES girl make the French people angry
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ok miss emily i like u we would be friends
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i hate that lily Collins’ accent is how my accent is going to be judged now
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY R FRENCH PPL DINT ATTACK ME
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        YES GIRL FUCK UR NEIGHBOR
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        this show is motivating me to be an asshole American in Paris. I know the lesson was to be the opposite but idc im gonna take instagram pics EVERYWHERE
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        omggggg haute couture hiiiiii i go to school for that
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        she brought a guy back to the chambre de bonne ,,,,? I would never bring a guy to my chambre de bonne bc i have a twin bed but that’s just me
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        it’s not even possible to fit a bed bigger than a twin in a chambre de bonne I’m calling bullshit. this is the equivalent of the friends apartment but in Paris
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        « America it sounds like a prison » ain’t that the mfing truth
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I need to get a French boyfriend. for science
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        r these men gonna fight over cigarettes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i am also a basic bitch i relate too much to this scene. my Dior necklace watching this scene:  https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
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                        STOP CALLING ME BUCKET HAT
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i posted about watching Emily in Paris on my insta story and my friend said I look like lily Collins so my ego is through the roof rn
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        je veux aller à la campagne paris sucks
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i wish I encountered hot french guys everywhere but alas. i go to fashion school
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        DID SHE JSUT - WITH A MINOR -
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        i want pancakes
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        street wear is annoying
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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