I keep getting this ad for this British Isles push-pin map on my Instagram and I’m sorry but... why would you??

Ah yes, here’s a pin for that time I went for an early morning meeting at a business park outside Swindon and stayed in the nearby Ramada Jarvis? CULTURE.

Do I have to put a pin in for every fucking village in Yorkshire that my parents ripped me from my bed to go to a Saturday morning car boot sale at? Seriously what’s the threshold here?

The time we had to pull in at Gloucester Services en-route to see my grandma and grandad in Torquay because my sister got car sick. Practically had to hose down the interior of the car.

PIN IT.

She’s put a pin in for Scunthorpe.

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