So I have a story for y’all lol bare with me. It’s very short:

So a few Sundays ago @iBen_jam_in got me drunk when I told him I had a problem and to monitor my intake. That very day as I was walking to 10th for more drinks of course and I caught this older, somewhat handsome YT man eyeing me like I was @justsanaa in “Something New.”

So, I’m intoxicated and got flirty of course https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

So I’m being all optimistic like lemme try “something new” HA and we exchanged digits. I mean for all I know we may hit it off like Whoopi and Ted in “Made In America.” Right?

As long as he don’t try black face https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👊🏾" title="Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Fisted hand (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">

So he reached out to me last week and wanted to take me out. He gave me a quite a bit of options lol But I’ve been busy with family and being a single black mutha https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I really wasn’t in the mood for a date ya know?

But I of course still continued conversation since he was nice and understanding. Aww, right?

However yesterday he was trying to “flirt” and you know how that “into” conversation goes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

Y’all lemme tell you what he said lol he said “I am the vanilla bean ice cream. So I need my chocolate sauce.” Sir, I am NOT your fetish. lol

He thought he was about to have me on all four like Billy Bob had Halle in “Monster’s Ball.” Aht aht! He can keep his Oscar, cuz I’m just fine with my NAACP Image Award lol

But he is nice and “different.” But whew IDK https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> Lmao