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Okay 1stly my wording was incorrect , you can’t dislocate your dick but that day ne ? Could’ve sworn that it was broken ahh
It was before I broke my virginity and you know how we sit as gents around the pipe and talk about nyams? Well I felt left out here when that was the topic so I wanted to try it so badly
I had this female friend wabo , we weren’t dating or anything but we’d experiment with each other , I think all my 1st everything’s I done with her , her and I were both virgins and we wanted to try out this sex thingy , peer pressure got to us eish
Alright so this was back in grade 10 , her and I bunked school to finally try out this sex thing , we were at her house in the lounge , I went onto porn sites to see what I should do . The video we watched , the lady was riding the gent so we decided to try the same thing
Nna I was already horny from watching porn , angaz ngaye . Ayt so we undressed and started kissing yabo , my heart was beating fast , this was my very first time holding a naked body ( yohh ne ke bonyetswi strong)
I then sat on the sofa and told her to ride me ( I was copying the gent in the porno) she squatted above my dick and I held her with both my hand on her shoulders to push her onto it yabo ? Thought I had this
Ahh she’s trying shem umntwana bantu to sit on it but it wasn’t going in (wasn’t even sure if it was the right hole) eii we tried and tried but nex . Eventually I could feel the head of my penis slowly going in as I pressed down on her shoulders , but it still wasn’t going in
I then told her to just go tlaa , like to just jump on it so that it can go in all of it (worst mistake of my life) . she prepared herself , took a deep breath , I did too , she then moved her bum and went down full force , tlaaaa ( I missed) 
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There was no penetration whatsoever, Mara yohhhh my dick ? I thought I broke it , I screamed and she moved off of me . It was so sore Yerr . Fast forward. We got dressed and didn’t speak about it , when I got home my dick was swollen and I was afraid to even pee
It felt like I had been circumcised again , I faked being sick that week to avoid going to school or having to leave my room
End . Don’t laugh at my experience
