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Happy Qixi! For all the sad and lonely xfxs i will be creating an impossibly charming xiaozhan online dating simulator POV I’m xiao zhan 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand"> look we haven’t even started and I’m already falling for you
look we haven’t even started and I’m already falling for you" title="Happy Qixi! For all the sad and lonely xfxs i will be creating an impossibly charming xiaozhan online dating simulator POV I’m xiao zhan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand"> look we haven’t even started and I’m already falling for you" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Ugh! I’m so sorry I’m late to our first date! Sorry what’d you say? Let me take out my Gucci airpods so I can hear you better one sec
let’s go out for morning coffee! I know all you’re gonna do is stare at my xarms but that’s ok https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
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Time to ride to my apartment to say hi to the cat- teehee don’t mind me I’m so bad at riding bikes uwu
Look at Jianguo!! I’m not sure why I named my cat NUT but- -
look I took off my glasses so I could see you betterhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
look I took off my glasses so I could see you better
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" title="Look at Jianguo!! I’m not sure why I named my cat NUT but- -look I took off my glasses so I could see you better https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">">
BARK BARK BITCH I’ve always wanted a puppy but got a cat instead because they’re easier to care for. Will you be my dog and fetch this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">
" title="BARK BARK BITCH I’ve always wanted a puppy but got a cat instead because they’re easier to care for. Will you be my dog and fetch this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">">
" title="BARK BARK BITCH I’ve always wanted a puppy but got a cat instead because they’re easier to care for. Will you be my dog and fetch this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">">
That was adorable, but not as adorable as me playing you the guitar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
" title="That was adorable, but not as adorable as me playing you the guitar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">">
" title="That was adorable, but not as adorable as me playing you the guitar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">">
Enough of the indoors,, lets go shopping on the streets! Can you hear my fat ass wallet? All 4 u luv https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
" title="Enough of the indoors,, lets go shopping on the streets! Can you hear my fat ass wallet? All 4 u luv https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">">
" title="Enough of the indoors,, lets go shopping on the streets! Can you hear my fat ass wallet? All 4 u luv https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">">
Bought some Starbucks for us!! Do you need to pee yet?
I found a place to!
Oh no, this isn’t good. It seems like you’re going under cardiac arrest, so I’m gonna have to end this date at the hospital. :((
this is me leaning against the wall to pant because you took my breath away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet"> had a wonderful time today,, I look forward to the next date!
had a wonderful time today,, I look forward to the next date!" title="this is me leaning against the wall to pant because you took my breath away https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet"> had a wonderful time today,, I look forward to the next date!" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
this thread is god awful why do I feel like it’s just a chain of insults directed towards him :: but 七夕节快乐 anyway
