I will now make a thread of the shut that my boyfriend has said to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

“I almost crashed the car for that peanut” after he dropped the peanut I gave him while he was driving

“Get out of the car”

“I don’t understand IF A GIRL WANTS TO SELL HER PUSSY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE CANT. Everyone else can mind their business”

“Remember when I said I wasn’t going to talk to you on the drive? Yeah that starts now” after I confused two rappers

“Fuckkk youuu FuCK yOU fUcKkkkk yOOuuu” he says to cars.

“Damn who hurt me?” After jamming to Russ

“Wtf are you doinnn?” “I thought that was Botox” after a showed him a before and after pic of girls butt in different lighting

“I’ve literally licked clitoris” after I lied and told him I didn’t wash my hands when I fed him a peanut.

“Your so pretty” as I’m writing this thread