Read on Twitter
Ways I annoy my mom: a thread
Warning: it gets weird
Warning: it gets weird
Constantly stealing her hat
Breaking into songs randomly and getting them stuck in her head
Started a thing where when we I hold out my hand sheās forced to hold it like that
Constantly telling her IF I have a prom and I donāt have a date sheās gonna be my date
Constantly talking about how I divorced Yuki, my dog, and how heās so terrible to me
Whenever she goes to take the dog out Iāll jump on top of him so itās almost impossible
Existing
Telling her I love her apparently
Stealing her phone and taking pictures
Making random noises
The dog likes me more and doesnāt bite me as much
Yelling...like a lot
Asking (forcing) her to watch shows with me
Being on my phone during a walk
Trying to sneakily take photos of her
Constantly asking my mom if sheās sure about trying dating again
Obsessing over what my mom thinks of the show I just asked (forced) her to watch
Disagreeing (arguing) over small little things in the show I ask (force) her to watch
Asking her what I should watch
Telling her āidkā whenever she gives me a decision
How many times do I need to tell her Iām INDECISIVE
How many times do I need to tell her Iām INDECISIVE
The fact that I do stupid stuff like this thread xD
I start conversations about random things and observations that donāt matter
Iāll quietly stare at something in thought and not respond to her
I donāt care about my look and just go out randomly
I tell my mom Iāll wait for her then get impatient and watch it beforehand
