I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it true? Did you do it?’ And I was gonna deny it. But she also said I have good dick. Fellas, it’s a tough one...” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

“My manager called and told me I needed to make a statement. I said NIGGA, I ALREADY DID! And people ask me, ‘Dave, what did your wife say?’ and I laugh. My wife looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I know that’s not true because I’ve fucked you. And you’re not that good.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

“Are my strokes as good as my jokes? You decide. Because I’m not gonna say I didn’t do it. However, that doesn’t mean that I did. What I know without an ounce of doubt deep down is that if I was to ever fuck a washed up rapper from New York, it would definitely be Ja Rule.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I am not Dave’s burner account. Although if I was, this is exactly what I’d tweet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">