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why @mattsuwu should not divorce me, a thread
i will not cheat on you (i dIDNT CHEAT ON YOU I JUST SAID I WANTED TO OK)
i will hack your account like the loving hubby i am 
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will text you into all hours of the night because i function on 3 hours of sleep
will never divorce you and will BEG you to love me back https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face"> please dont leave https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face">
super funny like humor
you can love other people!! its ok!! ill still be your no 1 slut
will make threads about why you should not divorce me even when im in the shower and my phone is at 4%
got discord for you for a short amount of time even though i have TRAUMA i obviously love you hoe so dont switch up
MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE SO END OF THREAD SO TL;DR I AM A LOVING LOYAL HUBBY WHO DOESNT MIND BEING A RATCHET HOE FOR YOU AS LONG AS YOU DONT DIVORCE ME PLZ MWAH ILYM
