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POT KETTLE BLACK!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> a reddie roller derby au

eddie& #39;s the coach of three-time championship losers & #39;the final girls& #39;. when failed stand-up comedian richie tozier is hired as an announcer for the upcoming season, eddie finds a new drive to lead his team to victory.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> slow burn reddie

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> loosely based on whip it (2009)

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> various crossovers with other sk women

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INTRODUCTIONS

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RICHIE TOZIER
29 / he/him / gay (and closeted)
knows nothing about sports, especially derby
got this job out of pity after bombing his last round of live shows

EDDIE KASPBRAK
28 / he/him / gay
was introduced to derby by bev
works as a mechanic when not coaching

BEVERLY MARSH
29 / she/her / bi
the fan favorite of the final girls
works at a consignment shop when not skating

BEN HANSCOM
30 / he/him / bi
bev’s longtime boyfriend
mans the merch table after every match

MIKE HANLON
30 / he/him / gay
everyone’s favorite guy
volunteers as a referee during derby season

BILL DENBROUGH
30 / he/him / bi
married to mike
supportive himbo

STAN URIS
28 / he/they / bi
quiet, somewhat uptight
supports his girlfriend patty at every match

CONNOR BOWERS

32 / he/him / straight
coaches the bitches of eastwick
cocky, pompous, and just a little bit evil!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Collision symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Collision symbol"> THE FINAL GIRLS LINEUP

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last post for tonight! actual story starts tomorrow

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1. Richie’s

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2. Richie’s

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3. Eddie’s

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4. Richie’s

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5. Eddie’s

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6. eddie’s

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7. eddie’s

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8. sandy’s

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9. weekend before practice starts

last post for tonight!

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10. Eddie’s

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11. Bev’s

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12. Richie’s

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13. Eddie’s

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14. Sandy’s

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15. Bev’s

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16. Eddie’s

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16. Eddie’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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17. Eddie’s

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last update for tonight!

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18. Sue’s

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a look into the bitches of eastwick gc

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19. Sue’s

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20. Eddie’s

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21. Eddie’s

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*note: richie’s text is supposed to say “blissed out on” but i’m too tired to fix it

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22. Richie’s

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somebody’s overcompensating!

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23. Sandy’s

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24. Richie’s

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last post for tonight

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