I remember this one time, I tried surprising this gent I used to vibe with, yoh
I told him I wasn’t going to be able to make it to some party he invited me to
Time he’s acting like he’s sad and upset and I’m feeling bad hehe time he’s happy inside
So on the day, my cousin picks me up, we excited to go, I’m excited to see this gent, I’m thinking yoh, he’s gonna be so happy when he sees me like I can’t wait for his reaction, I’m legit telling my cousin this the whole way
We get there, ah guys NDITHI ALL EYES ON ME
I see his homeboys at the entrance, but then they look shook for some reason and they start leaving one by one
At this point I kind of had a clue of what might be going on but I don’t want to think about it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face"> anyway the lines were long, and I can see we not gonna get in anytime soon. So I shaya shaya one of the bouncers to get me in
We get in, kumnandi. I go to his boys, I ask them where “Marcus” was but now they giving me weird vibes.
They say to me he didn’t show up, meaning he wasn’t at the party. Now I know they lying.
Let me get to the point.
Guys I look for him, I’m calling him with my cousins phone, cause at that time I didn’t have a phone. I’m just acting crazy ! way out of my character. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Hai I go outside. I see him in a car, I run to the car, suddenly I’m happy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I just wanna give him a hug and kiss him
Im outside the car, I tell him I wanna get into the car cause I’m getting cold. Guys this gent doesn’t want me in the car.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
I start banging on the window, because I notice that their are huns in the car. AND THOSE HUNS ARE THE ONES HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT, hehehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">
I think y’all know where this story is going...
Now I’m getting mad because he still doesn’t want to let me in the car and there are huns in the car.
I go back into the party. Obvious I hunt for his homie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
His homie is scared to death, yoh all he can think about is how he’s betraying his friend, shame but mina I don’t care a damn
That’s what I stay preaching that “Guy code” really don’t exist
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