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Shit my mom says: a thread
Have you seen my tiktoks?
Who& #39;s gonna load this bowl? Erica!
(The one w the broken arm)
(The one w the broken arm)
*shows dick pic*
Man, moms and hot lesbians have taken over tiktok huh?
No mom, that& #39;s called your "for you" page
No mom, that& #39;s called your "for you" page
Look here, I only had two shots, let me blow in your breathalyzer
"I been bein good, Casey Lynn. I haven& #39;t got in a fight in a few months"
Mom: You can& #39;t cry over spilled milk
Me: yes I can, and I will
Mom: okay but do it once and do it in silence
Me: yes I can, and I will
Mom: okay but do it once and do it in silence
It& #39;d be nice if these false teeth had flavors
There& #39;s nothin like watchin a dog take a shit
