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Just to be clear this is shopped satire before anyone gets too excited

I should delete this

Everyone who liked or quote tweeted the “I should delete this” tweet is my natural enemy. Delete me you cowards

I woke up to mad mentions as if this were real. Still not real. Still brilliant photoshop. Not real. Satire. It’s not real. The real image was this