Just had a weird throwback Thursday to when I was moving houses 5 years ago, a thread:

Imagine right, I was living in the attic and it had a en-suite. I spent days clearing out my stuff and on the last day right I came to double check if there was anything left.

When I came back, my en-suite door was closed but the door frame had like plastic see through windows and I could see the light was on. I was thinking to myself “swear I left it off before”

Anyways I allowed it and didn’t pay attention to it. As I was looking through my wardrobes yeah, I heard something drop and made a splash in the en-suite

I was thinking eh, so I went to check it out and fam if you seen my face and saw how disoriented I was when I opened the door it was mad

I opened the door to some random homeless donny having a shit in my toilet.... fam imagine I was soo lost I zoned out because I just experienced a homeless man having a full on number 2 on my toilet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

He started saying “I’m sorry I’m sorry I was just having a shit” at this point I couldn’t give a fuck about him having a shit in my toilet, I was more concerned about how the hell he got into my house and into my roomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">

he was also saying he’s a squatter or something and he’s been told by someone down the street I’m moving out so he decided to climb over our balcony and stay over the night

I had bare questions and thoughts going through my head at that moment and guess what?? all this was happening while he was still having a fcking shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> at the end I got my dad and his mate to come to speak to the guy and we eventually told him to fuck off

Moral of the story: Always check ya toilet for a squatter before moving out