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The best Wish adverts I’ve had aimed at me: a thread
1. Plastic gloves for my cat. I don’t own a cat and if I did I don’t think I’d make it wear plastic gloves
1. Plastic gloves for my cat. I don’t own a cat and if I did I don’t think I’d make it wear plastic gloves
2. Deep throat spray. This should come in handy when I’m deep throating the Mrs 
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3. Not sure what this is, an old sandwich? A piece of cake?
4. Things to make my bulge look bigger. Ordered 2 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏼" title="Thumbs up (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium light skin tone)">
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5. A handy pigeon shaped feather holder?? Who doesn’t need one of those
6. Bacon socks. I like bacon & I like socks but I don’t think they need to be the same thing
7. Incredibly discreet hearing aids I think?? I imagine wearing hearing aids is something you wouldn’t ever be slightly conscious of so these should be fine
8. Finally, I can dress up as the Michelin Man in an assortment of colours for Halloween.
9. Do you want to cuddle a colon? Say no more!
