I have decided my new favourite Romance thing is when someone compares their beloved person to a cute animal.

Please tell me if you know of any good ones. I need more of this.

I can offer you Shane, a snarly kitten, and...

William, an angry dog in a cozy sweater. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">

Aha, another entry for my collection.

James, a very handsome fish. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐟" title="Fish" aria-label="Emoji: Fish">

Which reminded me of this classic, from RWRB.

Our sweet idiot Henry the hot halibut.

Thank you @romansdegare for reminding me of another classic A+ of the romance animal comparison genre.

Dearest Arden St Ives, the sex toy squirrel https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐿" title="Chipmunk" aria-label="Emoji: Chipmunk"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

In a first for this thread, a double animal comparison.

Bless Ruth and Evan, those sweet happy little lemmings. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">