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y’all I just witnessed one of my cats bein a triflin ho!!
I always thought it was odd because betty gets along pretty well with everyone else, she just has a major problem with squeaky. well tonight I saw why!!
there’s this boy kitty (his name is adolf bc he literally has a hitler stash marking but he’s not racist i promise) that lives a street over that wanders his way up occasionally. he was dating my cat nummie until she passed away a couple of months ago.
well he disappeared for a while after she passed up until recently. last week I saw adolf and betty lou sitting together in the garden area 
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well tonight while i was out on the porch enjoying this lovely evening, I looked down and saw adolf coming up into the yard, and squeaky was sitting on the sidewalk.
adolf slowly comes up to her 90% and she comes 10 and they LITERALLY KISSED FOR LIKE THREE SECONDS and I was like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
then it all made sense!! squeaky and betty have beef bc their boyfriend is a grade a fuckboi
anyway now they’re sitting and enjoying their date night i guess while betty lou is sleeping in the house completely unaware that her bf is cheating on her rn
I should tell her... us girls gotta look after each other ya know
anyway here’s them bein cute
