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Can anyone help me attract birds to my fatty balls?
Even when I offer them free drinks they’re just not interested.
@StephenMoss_TV never had this problem. Even when we were at University they were all over his.
I mean I’ve spent 30 odd quid on equipment from a specialist company and still got no interest whatsoever in my balls @HappyBeaks
Is it a problem that they seem to go a bit sweaty in direct sunlight maybe?
Or maybe the real issue is that I only have one and two might be more appealing
Update - after several days I& #39;ve had a couple of very small nibbles overnight. Things are looking up @StephenMoss_TV but do you think adding some streaky bacon might make my balls more attractive?
