So in my 1st world problem world we’ve not had a cleaner now for 5 weeks. I am a very capable cleaner but have preferred to spend my money on a cleaner rather than some things others might choose.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I have known my husband 20 years, I have never seen him decide to do a chore himself, I have seen him clean a bathroom twice.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        We’ve been playing a long game, he’s been avoiding the entire conversation, I’ve been on the gently ‘your shower must be very dirty by now’ course.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He very tactically moved into the ‘you would do it better than me’ zone this week. We both know this is the truth.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        And today, whilst he mowed the lawn (as requested not volunteered!), I cleaned his shower.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He however, has made the massive massive school boy error of critiquing my work
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He didn’t even make it to the end of his sentence when he realised where it was headed...
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        He knows it’s going to be an awfully long time before this moment is forgotten
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        You may want to send him your deepest sympathy
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Let the battle recommence.
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                
                        
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