I& #39;ve tweeted 4,005 times in 11 years. I promised myself that if I hit 5000 tweets, I& #39;d delete my account, because that would mean that I was wasting way too much time on here. 995 more to go.

Well, shit. Make that 994 now.

Dammit, I did it again. It& #39;s 993 to go now. I better log off or I will hit my quota in this thread.